If the claims were trivialised it was because Markle chose to present them alongside trivial whining, in the exact same dramatic tones of voice. Boohoo I had to curtsy to the Queen, and learn the national anthem all by myself.

How is an actress expected to learn the anthem of the country whose Royal Family she married into? Or the hymns sung at the church they are head of? Couldn’t she have asked her husband or the staff assigned to her for help if she’s really that dim?

She’ll also have to dip into her husband’s millions in inheritance to pay for her own child’s security detail while he lives in the US, instead of the British taxpayer footing the bill. Tragic.

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