In my quest-for-a-toilet dreams (wouldn’t be surprised if they’re among the most common dream types, along with exams and loosing teeth) I have the opposite problem. I can find toilets everywhere I look, unfortunately they’re all our in the open, on plinths/daises no less…

Glutting myself on all that life has to offer and writing about it. Art, language, science, humour, and whatever else takes my fancy…

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